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Mouth to Mouth 
Sorcery
Unhinged Uncommon
Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that creature.
Interesting tidbit: Surveys show that the card Ow has one of the most popular pieces of flavor text in the Unglued expansion.
#40 — Illus. Alan Pollack